Oregon Trail and Zombie Buffalo

[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: random observation: floppies are fun to break
[Ista Weyr] Syleka: The dog toys?
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia blinks, no, the computer storage medium
[Ista Weyr] Syleka: ooh! :D
[Ista Weyr] Syleka works with dogs, forgive. <.< I forgot floppies even existed for a little while there.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia pats, at least they're 3 and a quarters and not 5 and three eights
[Ista Weyr] Syleka liked giant floppies. they were actually floppy.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia nods, that they were ^^
[Ista Weyr] Syleka: also they held copies of oregan trail, which was the COOLEST VIDEO GAME EVER, when I was in elementry school.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: oregon trail, Sim City 2000, and Dr. Brain!
[Ista Weyr] Syleka: the 32 bit oregon trail. old schooooool~
[Ista Weyr] Syleka always shot her own leg by accident hunting buffalo. stupid buffalo.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: … how?
[Ista Weyr] Syleka: It was a random error that happened if you went hunting sometimes on the cd version.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: weird… I never had that problem… ;course I was also always a doctor
[Ista Weyr] Syleka: your shotgun could backfire also.
[Ista Weyr] Syleka forgets what she was. not a doctor.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: doctors had the most starting cash
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: or… 2n'd or 3rd, but they could heal their own family
[Ista Weyr] Syleka doesn't remember the occupations. I just remember shooting myself frequently, and the you-are-dead song that happens when the gravestone shows on the screen.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia most remembers shooting more meat than I could actually carry
[Ista Weyr] Syleka giggles at curling.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: dead buffallo all across the plains
[Ista Weyr] Syleka: Zombie buffalo. And go!
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: Zombie buffalo, though a more difficult prey to bring down than 'normal' buffalo, lacks the deep nutritional quality necessary to sustain your family across the plains. So please, let the zombie buffalo unlive.
[Ista Weyr] Syleka noddles. :C And be careful, if you must hunt the zombie buffalo, to get them before htey go into rigor. Otherwise they could be poisonous.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: But most importantly, zombie buffalo DO NOT eat grass. They prefer the innards of still-living humans. So please, hunt at your own risk. The US Forest Service is not responsible for any deaths that follow from the hunting of zombie buffalo
[Ista Weyr] Syleka snickers. now i want a pet zombie buffalo.
[Ista Weyr] Syleka: most bad*** guard ungulate ever.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: definitely
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: better even than cows with guns… which is now stuck in my head, by the way :P