When Cen's Away (aka Roast Bronzer)

[Ista Weyr] X'hil has connected.
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne spies a X'hil!
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: it'sa X
[Ista Weyr] X'hil heys!
[Ista Weyr] O'zi: X'HIL~
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne sits on X'hil because X marks the spot.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: no, X marks the weyr XD
[Ista Weyr] X'hil: O'ZI!
[Ista Weyr] X'hil also goes squish. Eep!
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne slaps! Are you saying I'm FAT?
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne glowers at an X. :|
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: how dare he! XD
[Ista Weyr] X'hil is scrawny, really. Tall, but /thin/.
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne cries in a corner!
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne is average when it comes to height and /thin/ as well. You might be wounded by my bony butt, but certainly not /squished/!
[Ista Weyr] X'hil was squished for… comedic effect?
[Ista Weyr] M'nol could squish, muscle-bound midget that he is XD
[Ista Weyr] X'hil: 'Ha, look at that tall man be squished by a little girl!'?
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: You can't hide behind the comedic-effect excuse!
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: … Alright yes you can.
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: What can I say? I just like antagonizing you.
[Ista Weyr] X'hil griiins
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne gives you pie.
[Ista Weyr] X'hil noms!
[Ista Weyr] X'hil <3 <3s … pie. 0;)
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne stuffs you up with pie, then, and starts a fire in the spit.
[Ista Weyr] X'hil oohs, something cooking? *peers* Can I help? ;)
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: Why…why yeeessss…here, crawl onto this stick and let me tie you up. You know…so the stick won't get away.
[Ista Weyr] M'nol: XD
[Ista Weyr] X'hil: Okiedokie! …Are you /sure/ this is helping? The stick doesn't look like a runner…
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: I'm positive it's helping. Ok I'm just gonna put you up on these prongs above the fire, so hold tight. <.<; ;>.>
[Ista Weyr] X'hil: Ooh, waaarm
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia won't tell ;)
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: That's right, /warm/. Ahem.
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne mutters to Shory "Good thing Cen's not here."
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: true XD
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: this is so going on the wiki
[Ista Weyr] X'hil snerks
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: You'll give it /away/! Cen will confiscate my snaaaccckkkk! D:
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: I MEAN
[Ista Weyr] X'hil oohs, snack? *sniff sniffs* Ooh, something smells goood!
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: Yeah snack! If you stay there long enough uh…um…uh…it'll…It'll be ready in a second don't move gyaawwwd!
[Ista Weyr] X'hil: Okay! …Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Hrm.
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: No no, uh, we feel it too RIGHT SHORY? You'll be /fine/ just hold that stick there for a little longer. It's almost uh…cooked…?
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne starts turning the crank to spin the X'hil. Just getting that stick nice and dizzy amirite?
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia ladles some water on the fire for that steamy taste, "Just a little longer. That stick's a wily one, hold tight."
[Ista Weyr] X'hil yays! Also, wheeees!
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne nibbles an X to test tenderness. Ahem.
[Ista Weyr] X'hil eeps! HANG ON!
[Ista Weyr] Boozarbles! >.> <.< >.> {connect} [Cenlia]
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: Your timing is impeccable Cen. XD
[Ista Weyr] M'nol: XD
[Ista Weyr] X'hil hiiides behind Cen!
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia: >.>
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia steals X, carts away
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne bats eyelashes and gives Cen bottle of wine?
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia woos <.<
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne smoochies and pets. Niiiiiiiiiice Cen. Preeeeettyyyy Ceeennn.
[Ista Weyr] X'hil: Cannibal!
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: CAN IT BRONZEBALLS.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia hides the 'roast'
[Ista Weyr] X'hil was the 'roast'!
[Ista Weyr] X'hil …also dares someone to put it up on the wiki.
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: Including this post-Cen chatter. XD
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia STARES
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia will when the fallout's over :)
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne dies!
[Ista Weyr] X'hil: They were trying to eat me! D:
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: I SAID CAN IT BRONZEBALLS!
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: no, just roast. I made no attempt at eating
[Ista Weyr] X'hil: Well, I'd hope you wouldn't eat me /raw/!
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: XD @ Aria
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: You were cookin' up nice and juicy there X!
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia defends X with SHOVEL
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne hisses, and slithers away into shadowsssss. It burrrnnnnsss us.
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia beams
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne: Foiled again.
[Ista Weyr] X'hil <3 <3s
[Ista Weyr] Ariadne :P
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia fears not the shovel… of course, I also have no use for roasted X