Ysa's Wandering Garlic

[Ista Weyr] Nimen: Ysa's wandering garlic.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: o.o
[Ista Weyr] Nimen: You saw nothing.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: Saw what? :3
[Ista Weyr] Ysa ahems
[Ista Weyr] N'kor unquiets his knot.
[Ista Weyr] Nimen points!
[Ista Weyr] Nimen: He did it.
[Ista Weyr] N'kor buffs knuckles on his chest, "Yeah. I did. What cha going to do about it?"
[Ista Weyr] S'gam SMOOCHES.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: That's about it, really.
[Ista Weyr] Nimen snorks
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia steals the garlic
[Ista Weyr] N'kor boggles and punches S'gam
[Ista Weyr] S'gam cackles raucously and goes down for the count
[Ista Weyr] F'yr peeks, drags Nim away. Real man. >.>
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: another bronzer battle XD
[Ista Weyr] Nimen is dragged away. In MANLY fashion. <.<
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine makes off with S'gam's unconscious body.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: o.o
[Ista Weyr] N'kor tugs on his collar and watches.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: Still brothers. YOU'LL BE THINKING OF ME. Wait, what? *drug off!*
[Ista Weyr] Nimen, disturbed.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia's brain breaks
[Ista Weyr] F'yr: Which just makes Nimen a better replacement. >.>
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia snigs Fy.
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia ..snogs.
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia: Drunkenly.
[Ista Weyr] N'kor nukes Nimen and takes his place?
[Ista Weyr] F'yr <3s Cen
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: HEY NOW. Nimen's one thing. <.<
[Ista Weyr] N'kor steals F'yr and runs
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: wouldn't nimen be… more competition?
[Ista Weyr] Nimen ninjas N'kor's nuts, steals Fy back.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam cheerily beats N'kor and Nimen.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: WIth a mallet.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: In the library.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia is still in shock from X dragging of Siggy
[Ista Weyr] Alzanbri peeks, passes flamethrower innocently?
[Ista Weyr] N'kor: nuh uh, I'm made of STEEL!!!
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: =|
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia smooches N'kor
[Ista Weyr] F'yr goes with the non-bronzer.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia is a non-bronzer XD
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: See if I stand up for you again. D:
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia watches the violence, eats popcorn. Approves.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia clings to Fy, I haz booze. not as much as Cen, but… booze
[Ista Weyr] N'kor sidles up to Cenlia and eyebrow waggles, "Nice popcorn."
[Ista Weyr] F'yr beats Shory. >.>
[Ista Weyr] S'gam literally chokes on drink. XD I <3 you guys.
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia introduces N'kor's face to her shovel. >.>
[Ista Weyr] Alzanbri patpats a Siggy's back, snuggles. Breaaathe. xD
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia shares popcorn with Fy.
[Ista Weyr] N'kor points up, "You can't hurt STEEL baby"
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia uses TITANIUM SPORK, then.
[Ista Weyr] F'yr curls up with Cen instead. >.<
[Ista Weyr] N'kor cackles
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia sniffs, fine, I'll woo someone else with my boozey goodness… heeey siiiiig
[Ista Weyr] F'yr hoards Cen's popcorn all to self
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia hoards Fy.
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine: You can melt it though!
[Ista Weyr] N'kor: yanno, we can just all play nice together? *runs*
[Ista Weyr] S'gam takes up hermitage.
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia: Heey Zan, where's that flamethrower? >)
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: And celibacy. THERE. No more babiez, too. Win/win.
[Ista Weyr] Nimen joins his bro. Has Hermit Convention.
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine: Celibacy? What is this thing?
[Ista Weyr] Alzanbri: Hermitage, yay 8D Hahahaha — -passes to a Cen~- Yay fire, too 8D
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia ;~;
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia lipwibbles at Siggy
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine: S'gam's going to have my baby.
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia loves on a Zen. Weilds FIERY DOOM.
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine: That's what happened when I dragged him off.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam woos! We can do manly things at the Hermitage Convention. Camping, cooking outdoo— Wait, what?!
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia typos too.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: D:
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: D:D:D:
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine giggles insanely.
[Ista Weyr] Nimen: It's alright, bro. I'm apparently having Ixie's demonspawn.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam CANNOT HAVE MAN BABIEZ THX.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: but Xhaine, I thought we were forever!
[Ista Weyr] F'yr has lost believe that Sig can be manly
[Ista Weyr] F'yr: *belief
[Ista Weyr] S'gam is having Ixie spawn too. Balls. <.< But pff. I am too manly.
[Ista Weyr] F'yr: Pfft. Yeah right
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine: S'gam is the weyr bicycle it seems!
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine: Biiiiii~cycle! Biiiiiii~cycle! Biiiii~cycle!
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: so it does XD
[Ista Weyr] F'yr has disconnected.
[Ista Weyr] F'yr has connected.
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine: I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike. I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like….
[Ista Weyr] F'yr apparently has bad taste in men
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: <disturbingly high-pitched voice>I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia snugs Fy, sig's teh awesome… everyone just… loves him looots
[Ista Weyr] Alzanbri dies at allaya. And drags the Siggy off to wildnerness convention amongst HAIL OF FIAH, yay fiah. 8D
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia misses Sig and Xhaien
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine is drunk. ^_^
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia boozes Ysa <3
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: I'm the weyr WHAT?!
[Ista Weyr] Nimen STARES
[Ista Weyr] Ysa sighs
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia must… not… say…
[Ista Weyr] S'gam squints, and also tapes Fy/Ysa down!
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine: Belated much? XD
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: SHHHHH. I was off being MANLY. >.>
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: with Xhaine?
[Ista Weyr] F'yr kicks internet. -.- missed something I'm sure
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: You wish. ;P *snugs on the Fy* Just them calling me a manho. D: So false!
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: Xhaine said your man was the Weyr bicycle
[Ista Weyr] F'yr squints. Apparently bad taste in men
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia thinks experience is a good attribute… but hey, I'm biased XD
[Ista Weyr] S'gam sulks.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia smooches Sig
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: I am not a bad man. And stop smooching me. D: NOT HELPING.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam FLAILS like an OCTOPUS.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia browwaggles
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine smooches S'gam too.
[Ista Weyr] F'yr: So he says after smooching other bronzes. >.<
[Ista Weyr] N'kor: he's a bronzer. Nuff said.
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia: He has a point.
[Ista Weyr] F'yr nods sadly at N'kor.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: yeah, really
[Ista Weyr] N'kor: we're all so smexy. :P
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: omg h8 u guys. XD
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia has only <3 <3s forthe Siggy.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: the fact taht he described himself as an octopus was also both humerous and disturbing
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia waves beer bottle at. Lovingly.
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine: Mmm, oh yeah. Tentacles.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam facedesks.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia dipsmooches Sig. with gropes.
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia lends Fy her shovel. >.>
[Ista Weyr] Alzanbri dammits, got to stop spitting water on my monitor. xD
[Ista Weyr] F'yr twitches, finally punches Shory.
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine: What are you doing with S'gam and a shovel?
[Ista Weyr] F'yr: Shovel's to hide the evidence
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia yelps, flails, falls. Crawls to grovel at Xhaine's feet.
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine: Oh, I thought you were going to do something kinky with it. *tickles Shory*
[Ista Weyr] N'kor: bronzer's motto: we here for a good time, but not for a long time.
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia: No, no. Kinky would be the story about the tree, the hat, and the pitchfork.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia snerks @ Kor, cuddles up against Xhaine and meers
[Ista Weyr] N'kor cough coughs and isn't helping Sig, but oh well. :)
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine drags off N'kor next!
[Ista Weyr] S'gam shoves N'kor into the volcano. STEEL that.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia snerks
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine: Your volcano attack is super effective!
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia: mm, flaming bronzers
[Ista Weyr] N'kor hrms.. Volcano or Xhaine.. hrmmm
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia giggle-snorts… so glad I'm not drinking right now XDXD
[Ista Weyr] N'kor: trying to make me all hot, are you Sig?
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia grabs some rum. Righto.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: Naw, if I was, I woulda lit you on fire. ;D
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: Now I just want to melt you so I can cast you into a female mold.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: And then laugh when your bronze is SUPER CONFUSED>
[Ista Weyr] N'kor chokes. XD
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine: Whoo genderbending!
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia cackles and snugs a Sig… chastely
[Ista Weyr] F'yr: tst
[Ista Weyr] N'kor: Sig, I knew you liked me.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: Actually, I only like you for your booze.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: But yanno, it happens. <33
[Ista Weyr] N'kor: too much man that you have to make me a woman
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: Yeaaaah, we'll go with that one.
[Ista Weyr] Nimen gets out DOOM. Makes N'kor a woman.
[Ista Weyr] N'kor shifty eyes
[Ista Weyr] S'gam DIES a Nimen.
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: o.o
[Ista Weyr] N'kor: at least I'd still be hot
[Ista Weyr] N'kor: and made of STEEL.
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine quotes rent. "I'm more of a man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get."
[Ista Weyr] N'kor would still steal all your womanz though
[Ista Weyr] Shorynia: N'kor haz wimminz
[Ista Weyr] S'gam arghs, SITS ON FY, and her internets too!
[Ista Weyr] N'kor: all your womanz belong to me
[Ista Weyr] Cenlia SITS ON ALSO
[Ista Weyr] Xhaine: Don't you know, N'kor? Steel is weak to fire, ground, fighting.
[Ista Weyr] F'yr squishes dead.
[Ista Weyr] S'gam already tossed into volcano, but throws rocks at and punches for good measure?
[Ista Weyr] N'kor: we're so not playing realism here Xhaine
[Ista Weyr] S'gam: … Oops. D:
[Ista Weyr] N'kor: thus, I win! XD