Ixie's Song

This is what happens when Ixie is drunk. It technically happened ICly, but it was too awesome not to give a place of honor on the wiki.

AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN they shay tha' I'm a lusty lass,
wit' a rack sho big and an arse made o' brass!
My bum's quite nice an' my legs aren't bad!
Buy meh a drink, an' I'll do ya, laaaaaad!
Weeeeell, they shay tha' riders are a violent lot,
but better than holders cuz they like it in the bu—HEY!